Expensive youthful self,
How are you? How are you? If this letter reaches you accurately, sit in your sofa and look forward to the episode The Bachelorette to start on Tuesday October 20th. They assume it will likely be the enjoyable, often terrifying, however finally foolish time it normally is. Nicely, that is your barely older you from proper after the episode of The Bachelorette ended on Tuesday October 20th, and we’re right here to let you know it is not. It’s unusual. It will get deep and uncomfortable and heavy in methods you did not count on.
Certain, there are blindfolds and stripe dodgeball, however there’s additionally desert screams and a barely surprising response to the idea of stripe dodgeball. Even so, it is not as enjoyable as you imagined, even with all these butts. The asses are unusually unhappy – like emotional, not bodily.
I am sorry, that was such a silly time journey. Please drink some water!
Love, your considerably older, considerably extra thirsty self.