Tonight on the Weekend update Segment of Saturday night liveAnchors Colin Jost and Michael Che addressed new CDC policies, the overthrow of Rep. Liz Cheney from Republican leadership, Tom Cruise’s recent decision to return his Golden Globes, and more.
“Guys, great news this week,” Jost exclaimed as he started things. “The CDC announced that it was fully vaccinated [individuals] No more need to wear masks or social distancing unless you go to most places. “
After the announcement, he went on, President Biden urged Americans to take off their masks and smile, “although” lose weight and smile “is the first example in any workplace harassment seminar.”
Che later noted that House Republicans voted to remove Liz Cheney from the party leadership after she repeatedly challenged former President Donald Trump’s claims that the 2020 election had been stolen. “Wow, I never thought I’d feel bad for Liz Cheney,” he said, “and I was right. I wasn’t.”
Che also commented To update about a story you were told first. “It was reported that Tom Cruise protested the lack of diversity at the Hollywood Foreign Press by returning his three Golden Globe statues,” he said, “which was difficult for him because they were on fairly tall shelves.”
Towards the end of To update, Jost and Che were visited by Rep. Liz Cheney (Kate McKinnon), who complained about being left dry by Republicans. “Colin, the Republican Party is changing. I do not know what happened. I don’t know what I did wrong, ”said McKinnon. “Look at me, I’m everything a conservative woman should be: blonde, mean.”
“Republicans, I’m trying to save you. You’re like horses that don’t leave a burning stable: you will die. Accept the help,” continued Cheney of McKinnon. “Trump lost, to my chagrin. I voted for him. Me loved him like a straight sister, but he lost and caused a riot and that’s the truth. “
Bob Baffert (Beck Bennett), the coach of Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit, also performed at the desk. Baffert was in attendance to clarify the recent controversy that the whole blood test was positive for steroid use.
Bennetts Baffert said, “He’s a really cool guy actually. Try it out, he’s got everything a normal horse has.” Throbbing muscles, Bacne, a perfectly square Zac Efron jaw. “
The third panelist of the night was actor Andrew Dismukes, who apparently spoke about his memories of his great-grandmother “Old Mamaw” and his love for the Disney Channel Original Movie Edge!
Take a look at the opening segment of Weekend update above. Cheney, Baffert, and Dismukes segments and other jokes can be found below.