The ladies of the Real housewives Franchises have long been known for their hilarious one-liners, and in the countdown below we look back at the seediest, funniest, and most iconic quotes of all time, and nod to some honorable mentions. This is also the open post thread for this week.
Of Bethenny Frankel‘S” Scary Island “collapse against Kelly Bensimon to Sheree Whitfield‘s party planner feud, we’ve gathered our 15 favorite quotes of all time.
12th Aviva thresher to her RHONY Castmates: “The only thing that is artificial or wrong about me ….. IS THAT!”
Who can forget when Aviva is during the during Real New York City housewives Season six finale?
When trying to defend herself against her cast mates feeling dishonest about a number of things, including her diagnosis of asthma, Aviva pulled her leg out and slammed it on the table before slamming it on the table in front of her co Ground threw stars.
11. Nene leaks to Kim Zolciak: “Close your legs to married men.”
During the first season of The real housewives of Atlanta, Nene beat up her friend, who had been undressed, over and over again for sleeping with her former partner. Big dad, believed to be funding Kim’s lavish lifestyle while married to another woman.
10. Dana Wilkey to the RHOBH Cast: “Did you know? $ 25,000. “
After joining The real housewives of Beverly Hills In a friendship role in season two, Dana shocked her cast mates by lowering the price of her over-the-top glasses.
“They are like four carats diamond and then they are gold python and they are made of gold,” she explained.
9. Ken Todd to Kyle Richards: “Goodbye, Kyle!”
Amid the ninth season of The real housewives of Beverly Hills that led to the end of Kyle’s friendship Lisa VanderpumpKen interfered in the ladies’ argument over Puppy Gate by accusing Kyle of not being a good friend and demanding that she leave home.
8th. Camille Grammer: “The morally depraved Faye Resnick. “
After declaring that she recognized Kyle’s longtime best friend from her Playboy spread that came after O. J. Simpson was charged with the murder of her friend, Nicole BraunCamille criticized Faye in a confessional as “morally corrupt”.
7th Tamra Richter to Vicki Gunvalson: “We get[[[[Gretchen Rossi]wasted. Wasted naked. “
In an effort to be the “real Gretchen” in the fourth season of The real housewives of Orange County, Tamra encouraged her cast mate to drink too much in hopes of getting her to do something stupid during her engagement to her late fiancé Jeff Beitzel.
In return, Gretchen not only blew up Vicki’s ex-husband, Donn Gunvalsonbut also flirted with Tamra’s son, Ryan Vieth.
6th Kenya moors: “I am fabulous. I am gone with the wind fabulous.”
On a cast trip with her Real Atlanta housewives Anguilla, Kenya co-stars said she was “gone fabulously with the wind” amid an argument with Porsha Williamswho called on her at a previous event for her exaggerated and disrespectful behavior.
5. Dorinda Medley: “I have decorated! I cooked! I made it beautiful! “
Dorinda lost it to her Real New York City housewives Co-stars after hearing this Luann de Lesseps and Ramona singer talked behind her back after inviting her to her Berkshire home and throwing a stellar party.
4th Luann de Lesseps to Heather Thomson: “Be cool. Don’t be so uncool.”
After I learned that Heather Thomson was dissatisfied with her because she had invited a man to stay in her vacation home on the Turks and Caicos Islands, Luann provided her iconic line, which later became a text in her song “Girl Code”.
3. Bethenny Frankel to Kelly Bensimon: “Go to sleep!”
During their third season they travel to St. John, also known as “Scary Island”, the RHONY The cast watched Bethenny turn on Kelly, who told the skinny girl she didn’t like her and claimed she was afraid to go to sleep at night because she believed Bethenny was trying to kill her.
2. Sheree Whitfield to the party planner: “Who’s going to check me out, boo?”
When planning an “independence party” during RHOA Season two, Sheree, who was just divorced, took on her party planner after having a good chat but convincing her he wasn’t really going to get through on the day of their event.
1. Teresa Giudice to Danielle Dust: “Prostitution whore!”
Probably the most dramatic Real housewives Scene of all time, Teresa lost it on Danielle after suggesting it Real New Jersey housewives Co-star “watch out” when she asked her about her past and a book discussing her.
After Danielle couldn’t admit what Teresa believed she had done, Teresa clapped her hands on the table before picking it up and pushing it in Danielle’s direction.
While they didn’t make it into the top 12, we couldn’t help but mention a few others Real housewives Quotes that will not be forgotten.
Kathy Hilton to Adrianne Maloof: “You do magic now?”
During an event to promote a hangover-relieving supplement, Adrienne revealed to Kathy and Kyle that it had some magical act and that it had occurred earlier that night.
Kim Richards to Brandi Glanville: “You’re a bitch!”
Before being best friends, Kim and Brandi got off to a very rocky start after Brandi suggested that Kim “do crystal meth in the bathroom” after being described as “trashy” and “classless” by Kim’s sister Kyle.
Denise Richards: “I’m fucking Denise Richards, Kyle.”
After this RHOBH Season 10 argument over the glamor of her co-stars, Denise slammed Kyle in a cast confessional, reminding her that she was on every magazine cover Kyle and the rest of the cast would ever want to be on.
Which quotes were your favorites? Have memorable moments been left off the list?